Dear Democrats

Tonight there will be another Democrat Primary debate featuring two old white people–because the left loves diversity. I’m sure the questions will be the super-deluxe-nerfy kind, like “What’s your favorite tea? Milk or honey?” Or “Which of you is going to promise us the most free stuffs?” And my personal favorite, “Which of you is in favor of abortion on demand in the eighth trimester, by non-surgically skilled doctors with no hospital privileges, in rooms about as clean as a broom closet, and will make my neighbors pay for it?”

So I decided that since we won’t hear the questions and answers we want to hear, then we should ask the questions ourselves. We still won’t get any answers, but what difference at this point does it make anyway????

Ask away. Don’t hold back.

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