2016 Iowa Caucus Recap: “Yuge” Results For Cons, Close Call For Coms

As I write this post, the final votes from Monday night’s Iowa caucus are still being tallied. Here are the results thus far:

Republicans–99% reporting

Republican

Democrats–95% reporting

Democrat update

Conservatives had an exciting night with record turnout and Cruz winning with record results. Trump and the media are devastated. But the most thrilling part was Rubio finishing within one percent of Trump and tying for number of delegates. I really don’t think anyone expected it to be that close.

I’d love to be a fly on the wall at Camp Felony Hillary because the communist race is still neck and neck and may not be settled any time soon, because as of this posting, there are rumors that the results for 90 precincts are missing. Also, some democrat precincts are being settled with coin flips. Because that’s the democrat way?

So grab your popcorn and your favorite beverage. If these results are any indication of how the next six months are going to unfold, we may soon be marinating in liberal tears and media meltdowns!

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