Author Archives: Clete Torres

Still not confirming nor denying the existence of a maid’s uniform. So stop asking.  

Dear Journal, Well, somehow the extinction event missed me and TBL, although the kids next door seem to have been spared as well, so the screeching autist Turdbug was wrong after all. Hope she’s out on the ocean somewhere heading … Continue reading →

To all the dads out there on FR, Happy Father’s Day. Have a great Sunday.

Been in the 80s and 90s, now in the 60s. This isn’t how mid-June is supposed to work.

Gettin’ to be dry as a popcorn fart around here. Could use some of the wet stuff for a day or two. How’s it by you?

  All gave some. Some, gave all.

Thanks to Guy for his latest thoughts. And Guy, I do appreciate your scheduling notes on my second favorite sport. I do plenty of posts on sportsball-is-a-business and on obscure sports. I find that both of those subjects present an … Continue reading →

Short but excellently presented piece by NRPax   “There’s none so blind as they that won’t see.” -Jonathan Swift Anheuser Busch in an effort to be more “inclusive” hired a spokesman that caused the value of their stock to drop … Continue reading →

A timely piece from Mark.   We all heard the stunning news about Tucker. Now, I understand opinions about Tucker may vary, we all know endlessly what AT’s opinion was. But personally, I always liked him, found his style fun … Continue reading →