The 2016 Fox News – Google GOP Debate Open Thread

Tonight, Fox News and Google will co-host the presidential primary debate where the Republican candidates will make their final case before next Monday’s Iowa Caucus. Everyone but Donald Trump will be there because Donald Trump has the emotions. The preliminary … Continue reading

A Somewhat Brief Summary of the Latest Episode of “Here Comes Donny Boo Boo”

As if this presidential race wasn’t bizarre enough already, former omnipresent reality show star and real estate billionaire Donald Trump says he won’t be participating in tomorrow’s Fox News Republican debate. He insists it’s because Megyn Kelly, the hostess of … Continue reading

Sheriff David Clarke Rips Useless Rep. Gwen Moore a New One

Oh, man, I love this. Today, Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke–you may have heard of him–who I’m proud to say is my sheriff, tore into Congresswoman Gwendolynne Moore, who I’m ashamed to say is my district representative in the U.S. … Continue reading

Someday-Champion Finally Answers Questions from the Press, Haughtily

Reporters had been reporting that Hillary Clinton wasn’t responding to questions from reporters, even though reporters have tailed her in earnest to report many a reportalicious report about her since she announced her presidential candidacy around a month ago. Ed … Continue reading