Faux Fury

**Warning. The following post is for Mature Audiences ONLY**

Perusing the internet for something to write about today was boring. Sometimes it’s like that, especially on the weekends when there isn’t as much news. I read through the usual stories about Clinton’s criminality and the Donald’s dominance, but these just made me yawn.

My next step was to see what the latest thing was that was offending the perpetually offended…feminists. Trips through these websites are often quite entertaining. Today was no different.

I have yet to figure out what makes these women tick. The movement which started as a means to empower women, has reduced itself to playing the victim for being born with girly parts. Also, the movement focuses on sex and sex toys. A lot. Nothing wrong with that, except these women take every opportunity–and sometimes make up situations–to bash men. So I find it highly amusing that they are constantly telling us how evil the penis is, while they pay homage to their faux phallus. Remember C*cks Not Glocks? While not a total feminist movement, it’s a good example of the obsession.

Case in point–Feministing has a whole column dedicated to f***ing (their word) with the feministings. They even have a resident “sexpert” though she doesn’t list her education or qualifications for this title. Readers can email their questions and concerns to these seemingly self-proclaimed experts and the answers are doled out in a weekly column.

This week, the question was about the kind of toy one straps onto themselves in order to emulate the very species they hate in hopes of pleasing their partner, who most likely despises the species with the real appendage which the toy is replacing. See why I don’t understand these women? How can you hate something while trying to replicate it? The only conclusion I can draw from this is that their fury at men is fake.

By the way, for those that didn’t click the link, the sexpert didn’t really address the question asked. Maybe that’s coming in next week’s column.

I may not understand them, but I thank them for the laughs!

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