So ISIS has claimed responsibility for the terror attack in Garland, Texas, Sunday night.
I just have a few things to say to ISIS:
1. Fail. You suck. Was this the JV team that Obama told us about?
2. Guess you guys never heard the phrase “Don’t Mess With Texas”? Your two guys were wearing body armor and wielded high powered rifles. One Texas traffic cop took them both out with a pistol.
3. Warning. You might want to think twice about bringing your jihad to Texas. Most of us are armed and don’t take too kindly to terrorism. Also, our women don’t quietly succumb to slavery and would rather bite through the veins and arteries in our wrists and bleed to death than submit to any of you. So that whole using-us-to-produce-your-next-generation-of-terrorist-a-holes is dead on arrival.
Our President may be in the “don’t offend the Islamic extremists” camp, but we Texans are not. In fact, we hope we do offend you. You are scum. Trash. Evil.
Sincerely,
Texas
